Original skin heads were black punk rockers.

Insert “I’m calling HR” meme

Cause they know he isn’t real

Or they are secretly being helped by another nation.

He isn’t eligible, too heavy. (Most heavyweights are limited to 265 these days.) And he is definitely in that neighborhood.

Kinder response than half of Lemmy, even if he didn’t write it.

Reminds me of a joke. Why does a sailors jacket have 7 buttons? So the women have 7 chances to say no.

No one is getting laid in this thing.

I brought a dozen camping with me the other day. Imagine my disappointment finding 3 cracked open when I arrived. I’ll never financially recover from this.

Lucy Bluth: what could an egg cost? 10 dollars?

Hey now, he’s also dedicated. Many of us would have quit after getting swallowed up 5 times.

Although I believe he is touring again.

Hmmm, can you expand on this? Not sure I understand.

Or maybe they just want their kids to have a successful life? (in the traditional sense)

A convicted murder, who was also suspected of being a serial killer, …

You mean not enough lead?

Female bears with no cubs to protect, practically docile.

But usually plastic bottled.

Better be a Clydesdale!

What about identical twins?

No, Beard is the one without the beard.

The dreams I’m unaliving